The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Chef Boyardee pastas] Now, of course, making famous characters into edible shapes is nothing new. There was Pac-Man, Smurfs... Hell, even tic-tac-toe got a pasta.

Chef Boyardee announcer:
[singing] Wherever I go, it's Xs and Os. / Makes me feel so hungry for my tic-tac-toes.

Nostalgia Critic:
What some people forget is that for the longest time, they tried to make a game out of eating their products. Yeah, listen.

Chef Boyardee announcer:
And when you get three Xs or Os on your spoon, you win! / First one to capture all three dinosaur shapes wins!

Nostalgia Critic:
Why must you turn dinnertime into a competitive sport? Wouldn't the more appropriate rules be...

Commercial Announcer:
Hey kids! If you can eat the elbow macaroni and ketchup we're calling pasta without vomiting it up through your ears, nose, or mouth, you win!