The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[re: Toys "R" Us commercials] The only other problem I had with these commercials was that half the toys were never *at* Toys "R" Us. You ever noticed that? I don't know if it was a copyright thing or what, but half of these products they were advertising were never at the store. Like imagine if you were a Ninja Turtle nut, like I was. Look at THESE f***ing things! [shows a shot of dancing Ninja Turtles] Holy sh*t! I want the life-size dancing Ninja Turtles, please! [the phrase "Don't Have It!" is displayed in red letters] What? Don't have it? Well, okay. I'll take that gigantic teddy bear he's bouncing around on. ["Don't Have It!" is displayed in red] What? Well, how about that game where you bomb the battleship? ["Don't Have It!" is displayed in red again] F*** you! Look through the store. There has to be a game where you can bomb a battleship. Gah, this place is an insult to Geoffrey the Giraffe! ["He's Not Real!" is displayed in red letters] He's not real? ["NO!" is displayed in red]

Nostalgia Critic:
[crying out] I don't wanna grow up! [puts his hands in his face]

Critic's Mom:
Critic, when are you gonna get a job?

Nostalgia Critic:
Shut up, Mom!