The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[grudgingly playing Dragon's Lair] Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. This is my punishment for making fun of Don Bluth. I have to play Dragon's Lair. It doesn't sound that bad, but have you actually played Dragon's Lair? Of course not! Nobody has! You just watched it like everyone else did and waited for that eccentric millionaire to come in, blow all his money and figure out what moves you're supposed to do. Okay, here's the thing: the game really is innovative and beautiful. Nothing had ever been done like it before. BUT IT'S FREAKIN' HARD! Imagine "Legend of Zelda 2," "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "Silver Surfer" blindfolded. That, is only the training to how hard this game is!

Don Bluth:
Is someone regretting not talking about how awesome I am?

Nostalgia Critic:
[showing a copy of The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare] You do know the last time I did anything game related, it totally blew up in my face, right?

Don Bluth:
Yep.

Nostalgia Critic:
[grumbling] I really hate you right now.

Don Bluth:
Hey, do I need to do a death glare again?

Nostalgia Critic:
You know what? Try me! I bet I've gotten used to it by now. [Bluth glares again, scaring the Critic] Doooooh! You're like that shaming disapproval of every morbid grandparent!

Don Bluth:
Less talking, more reviewing.