The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
So Whitey feels a good way to get his attitude up is to take him to the mall.

Whitey:
You need to clean your brain out, pal. And to me the mall is the best place to do it.

Davey:
So what's good about this place?

Nostalgia Critic:
[Imitating Whitey] Product placement! [Normal voice] No, I'm not even kidding. We let our sponsors do us like backdoor whores! Look at some of these!

Whitey:
The Body Shop... The Tie Rack... GNC... Radio Shack... Petland for a cat or two... Spencer's Gifts for some fake dog doo... Sbarro's, Dunkin' Donuts, they're simply the best. And don't forget the orange chicken at Panda Express.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, my god. [Picks up Man of Steel poster] Baby, I'm so sorry. I mean, I thought your product placements was the worst but after seeing this... [Critic gently pushes Man of Steel poster away] You go and be subtle and I'm gonna suffer through the rest of this.