The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Alright, I gotta know. [gets up and follows the Eight Crazy Nights poster down the hall, where Rachel stands texting]

Rachel:
Hey, Critic, where are you going?

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, this movie's whored itself out to everybody. Might as well see what it's like. [off camera sounds include repeated pounding and the Critic moaning in agony. Glass shatters and the Critic screams]

Rachel:
How was it?

Nostalgia Critic:
Empty, hollow and not over nearly fast enough.

Rachel:
I could've told you that.