The Nostalgia Critic2007

Benjamin:
Hey, Awesome Claus, what did you do today?

Awesome Claus:
Well, I made Christmas a whole lot more awesome this year.

Benjamin:
Really? And how did you do that?

Awesome Claus:
Well, I kicked Ron Howard in the balls for making The Grinch, shot at every greedy f***-ass who went shopping on Thanksgiving night , and produced 8 Hanukkah movies that were actually funny to people who can count past the number 4.

Benjamin:
Wow, I think my balls just grew while talking to you.

Awesome Claus:
It's all part of spending millions of dollars to animate something that actually makes an impact on somebody's life. I'm Awesome Claus.