The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[screaming] WHAT? He STILL couldn't make it to the wedding? This guy is ass scum! No, stop applauding. This isn't charming, this is disturbing! Very, very disturbing. After 4 times, he still couldn't make it to the altar? He is a ball of SH*T! Why are you marrying him? Nothing indicates that he would make a good husband. Where are you spending your honeymoon, divorce court? Imagine if you guys had kids, what would happen then? [imiating Brainard] Oh, I'm sorry that I drowned little Timmy, but I was working on this very important experiement. [in normal voice] Run away, woman! Run away. Go marry that jerky guy. At least he would show up. True he's a diabolical villain but... he would f***ing show up! What a horrible ending. What a horrible movie. What a flat-out horrible experience!