The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
The film was supposed to be sort of the "Wreck-It Ralph" of food icons, combining copyrighted characters who are often seen in grocery aisles. It was also supposed to come out in 2002. But due to production problems, copyright issues and even someone stealing the footage... Really, somebody wants to steal this?... the film was tinkered, altered and pushed back ten years later. But thank God ten years doesn't make such a difference to such Hollywood giants like Hilary Duff, Chris Kattan, Eva Longoria, and 24/7 dodger of controversy, Charlie Sheen. I'm sure all these people will be just as big in 2012 as they were in 2002. [cut to a clip of the Looney Tunes cartoon "The Ducksters"]

Man in audience:
[calling out] YOU'LL BE SORRY! [cut back to the Critic]

Nostalgia Critic:
There's even reports that $65,000,000 went into making this stinker. $65,000,000? Well, maybe it'll be like "Waterworld" where at the very least the size and scale of this can be impressive. So, let's find out by taking a look at "Foodfight".