The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Critic starts the movie, whose animation quality speaks for itself; it is pretty bad]

Nostalgia Critic:
$65,000,000, folks! Clearly, the money is on the screen. By God, look at this! How can that amount of money go into something that's so shitty-looking? Was someone actually deranged enough to team up Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau as this film's budget accountants? The money laundering from this must be a loophole black hole!