The Nostalgia Critic2007

Mike J.:
I found a way to record myself onto every Ghost Rider 2 DVD in the world.

Nostalgia Critic:
Really?

Mike J.:
Yeah, it was... actually quite easy.

Nostalgia Critic:
Hmm.

Mike J.:
I've done it because no reviewer, not even the Nostalgia Critic, who has re-reviewed about ten films I reviewed, but we'll just ignore that all together, because I can let things go like that, should have to sit through this flaming skull of dog sh*t alone.

Nostalgia Critic:
Wait, how do you know everything I'm going to say?

Mike J.:
Because this movie is actually so repetitive and predictable, it's actually given me the ability to predict everything in the world which is mediocre.

Nostalgia Critic:
Wait a minute, that means you think I'm mediocre!

Mike J.:
Yeah, but you get the views.