The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Why, hello, Malcolm and Tamara! Got some cookies and eggnog for us this holiday season?

Tamara:
Yes, to relax us in this time of... This isn't right.

Nostalgia Critic:
Huh?

Tamara:
This is Christmas. You should be able to celebrate it however you want to.

Nostalgia Critic:
Sorry, Tamara, but I don't want to scare the sweet people at home with my disturbing obsession. I want to be relaxed, soothing, marketable. That's what people like.

Malcolm:
Yeah, you weren't here the previous years. Trust me, this is for the best.

Tamara:
[frustrated] This isn't right! [she leaves]

Malcolm:
[whispering to the Critic] You're doing great! [Malcolm leaves, too]

Nostalgia Critic:
And seeing as we are having a much more calm and subdued Christmas, we're going to celebrate with a traditional calm, subdued Christmas special. Here's a little ditty I like to call "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"... Mostly because it's called "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".