The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Critic had destroyed Teddy Ruxpin with a knife, but the toy somehow rebuilt himself, then pulls a gun on the Critic]

Teddy Ruxpin:
Now, are you going to write another review, or am I gonna have to get nasty?

Nostalgia Critic:
[terrified] Alright, alright, I'll do another review.

Teddy Ruxpin:
[laughs] I knew you'd see it my way.

Nostalgia Critic:
Just answer me one thing: what the hell are you?

Teddy Ruxpin:
You really want to know?

[the Critic nods; Teddy's voice turns demonic while his eyes turn red]

Teddy Ruxpin:
I'M THE DEVIL!

[from the Critic's perspective, Teddy turns into a demon; the Critic screams his head off]