The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Hey there, kiddo, you like your Dora the Explorer doll?

Tamara Chambers:
Sure do!

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, what would you think if I got you a brand new Barbie doll?

Tamara Chambers:
Uh, oh, that's okay; I love Dora!

Nostalgia Critic:
No, you love Barbie.

Tamara Chambers:
Um, I'm pretty sure I love Dora.

[NC Slaps Dora doll out of Tamara's hand]

Nostalgia Critic:
Look at that! Barbie killed Dora! Now you have to love Barbie!

Tamara Chambers:
Poor Dora!

Nostalgia Critic:
You don't care nothing for her, you instead love your Barbie doll!

Tamara Chambers:
I don't want to!

Nostalgia Critic:
YOU WILL LOVE HER!

Tamara Chambers:
Daddy, no!

[NC screams as he continues shaking her in anger. We then abruptly cut to a quiet NC, who is completely surprised]

Nostalgia Critic:
Wow... I was in a dark place when I wrote that. BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?