The Nostalgia Critic2007

Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill):
Eric, I have to tell you, I'm astonished that you've lasted eight weeks on this island.

Eric Kirby (Trevor Morgan):
Is that all it's been?

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, I'm all for strong kid characters contributing more to a story aside from being a helpless waif, but... EIGHT WEEKS ON HIS F***ING OWN, ON A GODDAMN ISLAND FILLED WITH DINOSAURS? Why the hell do we even need to rescue this kid? We could just drop a bunch of paper clips and a balloon and he'd have an Army-styled raft in a millisecond! They shouldn't be saving that kid; he should be saving THEM!