The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
So, final thoughts on the movie?

Paw:
Well, I think it's great. It did a wonderful job to update the musical, as well as adapt it in a way that moviegoers would enjoy. It has its problems here and there, but I think it's fantastic just to see it in movie form.

Oancitizen:
Well, I thought it was terrible. It's clumsy. It's awkward. It's full of moment upon moment that doesn't work. And it commits the biggest crime any adaptation could: It made me question whether or not the material it's adapting was that damn great to begin with.

Oancitizen, Paw:
[Leaning in on The Nostalgia Critic] Yoooouuuuu?

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, uh, as someone who enjoyed the musical but acknowledges that it had problems, I think the film is kinda similar. Some moments hit it right out of the park, and others don't even make it up to bat. So, on the whole, I'm glad I saw it. But I don't think it's great.

Oancitizen:
Wait, so it's [points at Paw] like, [points at himself] dislike, and [points at The Nostalgia Critic] indifferent.

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, hell, that's pretty much what the rest of the critics of the world thought. There's no real majority consensus. It's one of those movies that is so hard to get a fix on that pretty much everybody had a different reaction to it.

Paw:
Well, what the hell kind of a conclusion is that?

Oancitizen:
We need *some* kind of opinion to force on the viewers

Paw:
Yeah.