The Nostalgia Critic2007

[last lines]

Katara:
Hello, Critic. We're Waterbenders.

Nostalgia Critic:
Ohh, look, I'm not really into new-age religion. Pretty much they all tell me I'm still going to hell.

Sokka:
No no, we're not here for that. I'm Sokka, and this is my sister Katara.

Nostalgia Critic:
Well obviously! And, uh, what's your guys' story?

Katara:
Well, I am the motherly, emotionally center.

Sokka:
And I'm funny!

Nostalgia Critic:
Uh huh, well look, can you two freaks waterbend the hell outta here?

[Katara begins to bloodbend The Nostalgia Critic. She moves her arms so he is under her control. She makes him beat himself in head repeatedly]

Katara:
Not until you save the franchise.

Nostalgia Critic:
Franchise! What franchise?

Sokka:
There is a great evil that has damaged our world, and only you can restore balance.

Nostalgia Critic:
What are you talking about?