The Nostalgia Critic2007

[in the film, Sophie's fiancee Sky decides to try and draw in people to the hotel by marketing it as well as possible]

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah, that makes sense, as apart from all the tons of people we see all the time, nobody would ever know where this place is. And why would they? It's obviously such a low-key, visually uninteresting paradise that I'm sure word would never spread by mouth. I mean, let's face it. Nobody ever wants to come across a f***ing shithole like this one. Hell, I bet the rent here is "so cheap". Cheap enough to support a gigantic hotel that apparently nobody comes to. I'm sorry, what f***ing planet are these people on again?