The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Chick:
So despite the fact that she falls in love faster than a Disney princess, Satine still acts like she's interested in the Duke, despite the fact that they try to avoid him at every chance they get.

Nostalgia Critic:
Now, why is this a big deal? She's prostituted herself for years and now she suddenly can't sleep with this guy because she has the hots for Trainspotting here?

Brentalfloss:
Don't you see? She's in love now!

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah, but it happened in like a millisecond! That only happens in animated features and fairy tales!

[Nostalgia Chick clears her throat and holds up a VHS of The Little Mermaid]

Nostalgia Critic:
Shut up. I like that one.

Brentalfloss:
[points at the cover] Ha ha! A penis!