The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
And, uh, my only hope is that Christian Bale doesn't take what I said about him too seriously and... [phone rings] Hello?

Christian Bale:
What the F*** are you doing?

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm sorry, man, I just thought...

Christian Bale:
No, no, don't just be sorry. THINK for one f***ing second.

Nostalgia Critic:
Well that's not very nice.

Christian Bale:
What the f*** is it with you? Are you professional or not?

Nostalgia Critic:
Well, I don't like to brag, but...

Christian Bale:
F*** sakes, man, you're amateur!

Nostalgia Critic:
Look, I...

Christian Bale:
No, shut the f*** up! [Critic tries to speak] No, NO! I oughta f***ing kick your f***ing ass!

Nostalgia Critic:
Why are you so angry? I just don't get it.

Christian Bale:
What don't you get about it?