The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
In fact, most of the time, I don't even want to know what the problem is. I just want to focus on the solution.

Guy with Problem:
Nostalgia Critic, there's a...

Nostalgia Critic:
Ah-ba-ba-ba, don't tell me the problem, I only want to focus on the solution. I see... a banana. Use a banana.

Guy with Problem:
A banana's gonna put out a fire?

Nostalgia Critic:
Yes, it is.

Guy with Problem:
I don't think that's...

Nostalgia Critic:
Are you part of the establishment?

Guy with Problem:
No.

Nostalgia Critic:
Then use the banana!

[Guy can be heard screaming off camera]

Nostalgia Critic:
There, now, you see? You didn't believe the banana would work, and that's why you're on fire.