The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[after Patch asks a patient's name in the middle of a demonstration] Alright, are you telling me that years and years of medical research and we never put together until the early '70s that there is a difference between not being emotionally involved and not being a dick? Who would talk that way in front of a patient? Even back then? It's called bedside manner, that existed before Patch Adams. I mean, this kind of misrepresentation is just giving him all the more reason to do stupid things like... [Patch imitates a space alien] Ho-ho, I was in a mental ward, can ya tell? [Patch now acts like a clown, then a cowboy] Awesome, that's really great work. Be a clown. I mean, you're clearly not doing anything here representing a doctor, go to hospitals and cheer people up. That's fine, I have no problem. But I'm sorry, if choosing my doctor comes between this:

Dr. Eaton:
Stablize the blood sugar, consider antibiotics. Possible amputation.

Nostalgia Critic:
And this:

Patch:
[acts like a space alien]

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm choosing the amputate guy. I don't trust him with a saw!