The Nostalgia Critic2007

Dog Johnson:
Bay, where ya been, man? We've been worried sick about you!

Tina A:
Tell him I have big b*obs.

Dog Johnson:
Tina has big b*obs. Why are you...?

Michael Bay:
Forget it, guys. The crowd has spoken. Nobody wants to see what I'm best at.

Dog Johnson:
B*tch, that's cracker talk. Maybe the thing you're best at isn't romance or representing history. Or any sort of reality for that matter.

Michael Bay:
What are you talking about?

Dog Johnson:
The Bay I know didn't give a sh*t about emotions, or character, or anything like that. The Bay I know pleased the lowest common denominator and went all the way with it. It's like when we did porn. We just gave the people what they want.

Michael Bay:
Wait a minute, what'd you say?

Dog Johnson:
It's like when we did porn. Remember?

Michael Bay:
I do. Thank you, Dog. You've inspired me once again.