The Nostalgia Critic2007

Evelyn:
He volunteered to go to England.

Danny:
Volunteered? He told me he'd been assigned. He was always trying to protect me.

Nostalgia Critic:
Yeah, that is so like him to protect his buddy. God, I feel like you two have shared so much in the... two, maybe three scenes you had together? You know, the ones that never went over five f***ing minutes? Oh and speaking of which, did protecting you also include playing chicken with expensive aircrafts? Putting your life and professional career in danger? Well, at least it was worth it to 86 his girlfriend and leave her nether regions colder than a snowman's rectal thermometer. You know, I gotta admit from an outsider looking in, I think it's pretty obvious that dear old Affleck is a dear old AFF-HOLE! How close are those planes again?