The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
You know those crappy after school specials that want to talk to you about drugs but clearly have no idea what they're talking about? That's sort of like Michael Bay and history. If you wanna tell a horrible love story, fine, but leave our dead soldiers out of it. Because in the end, it doesn't work as good fiction, and it doesn't work as good history. And honestly, it's just strange that Michael Bay would even try it. I mean clearly his niche is box office crap, not historical drama. I mean, that's his calling. It's always been his calling. I wonder when he realized that.