The Nostalgia Critic2007

Executive:
Peter, did you see the news about Armageddon?

Peter Souless:
No, but I've seen the critical feedback. Maybe there wasn't much to this Bay kid as I thought.

Executive:
Actually according to these recent box office results, it's already made $36 million.

Peter Souless:
How can that be? Everyone said it was crap.

Executive:
Yet it still made a spectacular amount of money.

Peter Souless:
Nobody's ever gotten this much hatred and yet earned so much.

Executive:
Maybe this Michael Bay guy's onto something. Maybe he's a wonder kid.

Peter Souless:
He's a miracle.

Executive:
Some are even calling him... the Son of Schlock

Peter Souless, Executive:
Hail Hosanna! The Chosen One has come!