The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[very angry at Michael Bay] I'm sorry, I don't f*** around with this sh*t! I don't, okay? These are people who have lost their lives, people who have been drafted, people who volunteered, people putting their asses on the line, and many of them don't come back! You're taking it upon yourself to show that! And, I know what you're thinking. Yeah, you're thinking, "Well, I'll just make up people because they weren't really there so I can do whatever I want with them, I can make sh*t up." And granted, you don't deserve the responsibility to show real events. You don't live in the real world! But what happens is that when you take it and base it on a real event, you have to show these real people. You have to get it right, Michael Bay! You have to get it right! Because this isn't Transformers, okay? That's kid's sh*t, you can do whatever you want. It's not The Rock! It's not Sean Connery saying "Winners f*** the prom queen!" No, it's f***ing Pearl Harbor! Reality! It actually happened! And I know you're thinking, "Well, it's Hollywood, we take liberties." F*** you, it's not Hollywood! When you take it upon yourself to represent something that really happened and is still painful and hurts a lot of people, that means you have to do two things: one, you have to grow up and be an adult! Two, you have to actually represent these people as best as humanly possible, YOU SON OF A *BIIIIIITCH*!

[after screaming like that, the Critic takes a while to calm down and catch his breath]

Nostalgia Critic:
I can't be the only one who sees this. And thank god I wasn't.