The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Rafe and Evelyn] So he tells her not to see him off at the train station, but, yeah, get a load of this great logic.

Rafe:
It's my test. If I tell her not to come and she comes anyway, I know she loves me.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, dude! You kept that you're leaving a secret, sprung it on her the night before, say she has no choice in the matter, are denying her nookie, and you have the BALL TESTICLES to be testing *her*? What the hell do you do for an encore? Tell orphans that they're seeing Santa's workshop, but it's really a war zone and the ones who didn't plug their ears get a cookie? Christ, how close are those Japanese planes again?