The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[the Japanese attack FINALLY happens in the movie] I have to admit, the action for the most part is pretty well done. I mean, you can see what's going on, it's intense, and the effects are very impressive. But even Bay couldn't let this pass without some bullshit moments. For example... [one soldier comes out on deck wearing nothing but a bath towel and brushing his teeth] Is this guy brushing his teeth? Are you shitting me? Buddy, f*** the plaque build-up! I really hope the military doesn't teach people that when they hear explosions, run out into fire in a bath towel! Oh, and how about this crap where the planes are shown firing on civilians at a hospital? Even though it was reported that the Japanese never fired on them. Yeah, even when they had a clear shot, they would not fire at the hospital. F*** that sh*t! This is Michael Bay's history. This is Randall Wallace's writing. We have to put Kate Beckinsale in danger from those evil Japs, who have to fire on hospitals and kill one of those giggling idiots that you barely knew. Oh, yeah, I'll miss whatever the hell her name was.