The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
This movie makes no sense, nothing about the Power Rangers does! How come the monsters always land in the exact same city? How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen? How come nobody recognizes the Rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day? How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome? How come Rita's voice never sounds right? How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins? How come it's sunny in space? How come Alpha's so gay? How come Kimberly's so hot? And why is that theme song so damn catchy?