The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
You know what you need to do, Dr. Smith?

Spider Smith:
Does it involve spiders?

Nostalgia Critic:
No, you need to be diabolical. Actually fool people into thinking you're a kind, gentle, caring person. You think you can do that?

Spider Smith:
[thinks for a moment] I think the boat sort of sailed on that one.

Nostalgia Critic:
Alright, well don't bother me anymore. I got a review to do.

Spider Smith:
Wait, there is one more important thing. It's imperative that you must know!

Nostalgia Critic:
What? What?

Spider Smith:
Spiders!