The Nostalgia Critic2007

Optimus Prime:
Christ, Jerry. Did you see the look on their faces when I mentioned the movie? All that misguided optimism; it's like telling a blind kid they're gonna pet a bunny when really, it's a porcupine.

Jerry the Agent:
Look, the product sells and you're still popular.

Optimus Prime:
So is Jersey Shore.

Jerry the Agent:
Your last film grossed $1,123,000,000 worldwide.

Optimus Prime:
But at what cost, Jerry? At what cost?

Jerry the Agent:
I told you: $1,123,000,000 worldwide. Now get some sleep, we've got some more auditions to get through. I'm gonna go do coke off a prostitute who's also doing coke in a hot tub.

Optimus Prime:
That's not physically possible.

Jerry the Agent:
I'll find a way.