The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Remember the Wuzzles? These toys were so popular, they got their own Disney TV show. And who can blame them? It's a pretty clever idea. These were toys that combined two kinds of animals, like half-hippo and half-rabbit. Nothing really wrong with these, except for one lyric that drives me nuts...

Girl 1 in Wuzzles commercial:
[singing as she hugs a Hoppopotamus doll] I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, / Cuddly as can be, / 'Cause she is part hippo / And part bunny!

Nostalgia Critic:
All right, that was okay.

Boy in Wuzzles commercial:
[singing as he hugs a Bumblelion doll] I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, / Cute as he can be, / 'Cause he is part lion / And part bumblebee!

Nostalgia Critic:
And that was good, too.

Girl 2 in Wuzzles commercial:
[singing as she hugs an Eleroo doll] I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, / Funny, yes siree, / 'Cause he is part elephant / And part kangaree! Oh, roo!

Nostalgia Critic:
CHEATER! Cheater, cheater, cheater! Really? They couldn't come up with something to rhyme with "roo"? That's gotta be one of the easiest words to rhyme! [singing] I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, / So much he can do. [stops singing] See? How hard is that? Or how about... [singing again] I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, / We don't care about rhyming... Buy our sh*t. [stops singing again] Oh, well, it's a clever idea either way.