The Nostalgia Critic2007

Commercial Announcer:
Introducing Slim Suit. Just put it on to take weight off.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, folks, get ready for the DUMBEST THING you have EVER seen!

First Woman:
[sitting watching TV while wearing the Slim Suit] I never thought I could lose weight while watching TV.

Second Woman:
[wearing the Slim Suit while talking on a phone] Can you believe we're losing weight just by talking on the phone?

Nostalgia Critic:
No. No, I can't. In fact, I'm going to call lying on that.