The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
We were so obsessed with Ninja Turtles that, literally, all we needed was that first note of the theme song in order to get us hooked. It was pathetic, but literally every kid watching this said... [a generic cookie commercial is shown, themed to a dictatorship/dystopia] "Eh, this looks pretty stupid and lame." [suddenly the Ninja Turtles theme start playing; the Critic tosses money in the air] "Take my money. You play that one note, we buy the stuff. We know how it works."