The Nostalgia Critic2007

Crazy Video Game Guy:
Star Wars...

Nostalgia Critic:
Speaking of a franchise that was needlessly everywhere...

Crazy Video Game Guy:
[Starts playing the game like a man possessed] Whoa! TIE-Fighters! Fireballs coming right at me! Watch the laser towers! Aim for the towers!

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, my god, guy. Calm down. Pac-Man had more threatening graphics than this.

Crazy Video Game Guy:
The shields are gone! All right! I'M GOING IN!

Nostalgia Critic:
[Imitating Crazy Video Game Guy] I shouldn't have done that line of coke before playing this! AAAAH! [Crazy Video Game Guy's head explodes]

Cashier:
[Looking shocked at Crazy Video Game Guy's appearance where his hair is standing up on end] Oh, some game huh?

Crazy Video Game Guy:
SOME GAME!

Nostalgia Critic:
[Imitating Crazy Video Game Guy] I'm just gonna look at a pop-up book for a minute! [Opens pop-up book. Screams] Jesus, maybe the people in Wolf of Wall Street weren't even doing drugs. Maybe they were just doing the Star Wars Atari game the whole time.

Jack Dawson:
[Caption reads: Before the Star Wars Atari Game] I work my way from place to place. Got everything I need right here with me. [Cuts to Wolf of Wall Street clip with a drugged-out Leo crawling furiously on top of a desk trying to get Jonah Hill. Caption reads "After the Star Wars Atari Game."]

Leo in Wolf of Wall Street:
[Muttering incoherently] You f***! You f***! [Leo falls off the desk still grunting and grabbing at Jonah Hill]

Nostalgia Critic:
Star Wars: It's that... good?