The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[Re: Ninja Turtle Cookie Commercial. Kids are seen marching down the hall to the sound of a beating drum] Good lord, we were really on this dictatorship/dystopia kick for a while, weren't we? What's this one selling?

Cookie Announcer:
There are places where imagination is an outlaw, where freedom is feared, where cookie boredom ruled.

Nostalgia Critic:
Cookie boredom? [shouting] No! No! I will not give into cookie boredom! I will resist you at all costs! [Picks up a cookie and looks at it] F*** YOU!

Cookie Announcer:
[as kid pulls out the box of Ninja Turtle Cookies] And there are those who fight back.

Nostalgia Critic:
What? There's someone brave enough to stand up to cookie boredom? Don't you know what you're risking? Cookie Hitler watches EVERYTHING! [Ninja Turtles theme plays as the Turtles pop up out of the box and turn the black and white setting into color. The kids' clothes also change to more hip fashions] Yes, they even had cookies back then. And as someone who tried a box of them once... and am still seeing the doctor about it even to this day, you can imagine they weren't very good.