The Nostalgia Critic2007

Lion Puppet:
Always ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth.

Nostalgia Critic:
Except if that something in your mouth is the person that you love. [Booing] Thank you for watching my commercial special. Tune in next time where I hope to lose even more of you! I'm the Nostalgia Critic and remember...

Girl Puppet:
[singing as Critic starts dancing happily amid the crowd of boos] Don't you put it in your mouth. Don't you put it in your mouth. Don't you stuff it in your face. Don't stuff it in your face...

Girl in Douche Commercial:
Sometimes I just don't feel fresh.