The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
The film begins in outer space as the narrator's voice comes in to *fatally* attempt to tell the story.

Narrator:
Once upon a time... the sun came up. Imagine for a moment, instead of rising up like this, she took a look around and decided to go back to sleep. Let me tell you all about it.

Nostalgia Critic:
[talking like the narrator] And let me warn you, I've been drinking extensively.