The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[completely abhorred to learn that the Grand Duke is voiced by Christopher Plummer] Oh, God, what some people will do for a paycheck! He couldn't have thought this was a good movie! Nobody could've! He MUST of been under contract or something! That's the only excuse. In fact, I can just imagine him trying to sneak out of this movie. [a clip from "The Sound of Music" plays: the Von Trapps trying to escape Austria]

Max Detweiller:
[to Captain Von Trapp] I hear they're going to announce the casting for the villain today.

Captain Von Trapp:
By the time they've made the announcement, we'll be over the border.

Herr Zeller:
Trouble with your car, Mr. Plummer?

Captain Von Trapp:
Yes, as a matter of fact, we couldn't get it started!

Herr Zeller:
Surely you've heard that the studio wants you to provide the voice for the owl in their latest family romp, "Rock-A-Doodle"?

Captain Von Trapp:
I'm... afraid that's going to be... quite... impossible.

Herr Zeller:
Now, Mr. Plummer... surely you don't think you can defend yourself against the awesome power of studio-funded lawyers? No man has ever survived their verbal slaughter. So, I take it you'll change your mind about the role?

Captain Von Trapp:
...Yes.

Herr Zeller:
Excellent. My men will escort you to the recording studio.

Captain Von Trapp:
No escort will be necessary.

Herr Zeller:
I insist. We wouldn't want you getting lost on your way over... would we?

Captain Von Trapp:
...No.

Herr Zeller:
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get Abe Vigoda for "Good Burger".