The Nostalgia Critic2007

Film Brain:
[as they're traveling, Film Brain taps Luke on his shoulder] Listen, Great White North, I know you think you're all hot sh*t around here, but let's make one thing clear: Mr. Critic is mine. Do you understand?

Luke Mochrie:
Well, I'm just working hard like any other person who loves their job.

Film Brain:
[mockingly] "I'm just working hard like any other person who loves their job!" I know your game, Lu-Canook! You are a speck and I don't even notice you. That is how insignificant you are.

Luke Mochrie:
Well, if I'm so insignificant, then why are you bringing this up?

Film Brain:
You're a pea.

Luke Mochrie:
[confused] Did you just call me a pea?

Film Brain:
[forming a gap between his thumb and finger pretending he's holding a pea] This is you and you're screaming to all the other peas, "Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's gonna eat me!" But I've already eaten the other peas! [makes chomping noises and goes into laughter]

Luke Mochrie:
Wow, that's a lot of peas.

Film Brain:
Yeah.

Luke Mochrie:
And... I'm just full of them.

Film Brain:
Right.

Luke Mochrie:
I am totally full... of "pea-ness".

Film Brain:
You got it.

Luke Mochrie:
So... what are you going to do?

Film Brain:
[shouting proudly] I WILL EAT YOUR PEA-NESS! [Everyone else turns around and gives Film Brain a disgusted look]