The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[Benzaie punches him] What the hell, Benzaie?

Benzaie:
D?sol?, Monsieur le porte-parole, mais je suis un joueur d'abord et un autre ami, et tr?s franchement, Monsieur le Video Game Nerd est un Dieu parmi les joueurs. Donc, d?sol?, mais je dois envoyer vers vous un monde de douleur. [translates to: "Sorry, Mr. Critic, but I'm a gamer first and a friend second, and quite frankly, Mr. Video Game Nerd is a God among gamers. So, sorry, but I must deliver you unto a world of pain."]

Nostalgia Critic:
Fortunately, I can read your subtitles, you backstabbing, snail-eater. I hate you!

Benzaie:
[in English] That's a shame, because I 'loe' you.