The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, okay, so how does "TMNT" fare out? Well, to be honest, it's not horrible. It's not even really that bad. It's just not very engaging. I mean, the story is just all over the place, and the characters aren't even that developed. I mean, I know they set them up in the show and the movies, but those were two different entities, as well as a long, long time ago. I guess maybe this is supposed to be a spinoff to the new show that's come out, but I never watched it, and anyone who hasn't is gonna be totally lost; that is, if it is a spinoff, I really don't know. But I will give it this, though: The CGI does kick ass, especially the design of the city. I mean, the angles, the lighting, the shadows, this is a really cool-looking movie. But I don't think that's enough to really save it. It's vague, it's confusing, and it's just a mess, much like my sex life. Err, I mean, uh... did I say it out loud? I, uh... [He quickly reaches down to pull out a pair of sunglasses, puts them on and pulls out a memory eraser to flash it at the camera a la "Men in Black"; the screen flashes white before fading back onto him] And that's why I'm the greatest lover ever, and don't you forget it. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.