The Nostalgia Critic2007

Ask That Guy With The Glasses:
Hello, I'm That Guy With The Glasses, and there are many questions I'm sure you want to ask me, like what am I doing at the end of this video? Are you actually that handsome in real life? And why did the Nostalgia Critic wear mascara in his last video, anyway? Well, none of those questions are important next to the greatest question of them all: How do I get Geek Fight cards? That's right, it's a f***ing commercial. I bet you thought I was gonna say something meaningful like I usually do. But it turns out I'm an unbelievable whore. And how can you not be when you are actually featured on the cards? Look at that. Ask That Guy With The Glasses has his very own card. Isn't it beautiful? Yes. There are also other characters you can get, though, like the Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum, and even Hamster Jelly has a card. How did Hamster Jelly get a card? You don't want to know. They are only $7. Isn't that fantastic? Now that we have that out of the way, we can get back to answering the important questions, like why did the Nostalgia Critic wear eyeliner in his last review, anyway?

Nostalgia Critic:
It was from a Melvin sketch, alright? I don't wear eyeliner!

Ask That Guy With The Glasses:
He's lying, of course. It's because he's an emo.

Nostalgia Critic:
No, I'm not!

Ask That Guy With The Glasses:
Yes, he is. This is That Guy With The Glasses saying, "Buy these cards today, or I'll come to your house, sodomize and kill you." [the caption "He will, too." appears below him as he nods his head while still smiling]