The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[in clip] Do something special for your hundredth episode. Something everybody's requested but you never had the plentiful balls to do.

Nostalgia Critic:
But what else is there? I've done Batman and Robin, I've done Garbage Pail Kids. Those are some of the worst films out there.

Ma-Ti:
No, Critic, there is one movie you have overlooked. A science fiction movie that is so terrible it makes my nipples tingle with fear.

Nostalgia Critic:
[horrified] You don't mean...?

Ma-Ti:
No, not that one.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh. [pauses; thinks for a minute; looks horrified]

Ma-Ti:
No, not that one either.

Nostalgia Critic:
[pauses, thinks a moment; looks horrified again] You mean...?

Ma-Ti:
Yes. BATTLEFIELD EARTH! [Critic screams in agony]