The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Terl, why would you educate these guys who clearly want to kill you and then only watch them by taking a still picture every couple of hours?

Terl:
Ha, a puny man-animal such as yourself couldn't possibly understand. We are far technologically superior. We have conquered dozens of species and hundreds of galaxies. Or is it the other way around?

Nostalgia Critic:
You couldn't conquer Rogue Island. You're completely useless.

Terl:
Okay, just because we've given them every need to take us over doesn't mean that they will take us over. We figured humans are raised by the honor system.

Nostalgia Critic:
But you don't even work on the honor system.

Terl:
I know, and that's why we always win!

Nostalgia Critic:
Aw, go away. It's like talking to a horse's vagina.

Terl:
Ha! While you were still learning how to SPELL your name!