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The Nostalgia Critic2007



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Yeah, this was back in the day when science goo could just do anything. You could make up the most absurd reasoning that has no scientific logic, but it's science goo, so it flies. For example, let's see what happens when I take this jar of Philadelphia cream cheese and pour science goo all over it... [bright light flashes; a packaged Dennis Miller doll now sits where the cream cheese was] Dammit! It always turns into a 12" talking doll of Dennis Miller. Science f***ing sucks, man. Science f***ing sucks!

Dennis Miller Doll:
[Critic presses talking button] What if those crop circles are ads for Target?

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