The Nostalgia Critic2007

[first lines]

Narrator:
Everyone on the Internet was in love with "The Grinch". When asked if they enjoyed it, they'd say yes in a pinch. Jim Carrey's so funny and Ron Howard's a gem, and this holiday classic is perfect for them. Yes, the film seemed to make so many people happy, but the Grump of Channel Awesome found it all crappy.

[the Nostalgia Critic as the Grump glares]

Narrator:
He hated "The Grinch", every part of the movie. Please don't ask why, we're not sure how this could be. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right, or perhaps it could be that his shoes were too tight.

Nostalgia Critic:
Why would shoes affect how I feel about something? I don't get that.

Narrator:
But the most likely reason of all, I should think, is the Grump thought his brain was two sizes too big.