The Nostalgia Critic2007

Narrator:
And the more the Grump thought how this movie would stink, the more the Grump thought...

Nostalgia Critic:
[throws the DVD on the ground] I must stop this whole thing! Why, for eleven damn years, I've put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from sucking. But how?

Narrator:
And then the Grump got an idea, an awful idea. The Grump had a wonderful, awful idea.

[the Critic does a very good imitation of the Grinch's evil smile]

Nostalgia Critic:
I know what to do!

Narrator:
...the Grump said, sitting tall.

Nostalgia Critic:
If I can't enjoy it, I'll ruin it for them all! A critique of this stinker is just what they need. I'll tell them the truth, my words must take heed!

[the opening titles appear]

Nostalgia Critic:
So come on, ya pansies, let the bashing begin! Stop smoking that Who-hash and let us dive in.