The Nostalgia Critic2007

Bastian:
You saved my life, Atreyu.

Atreyu:
Yes. But you would have done the same for me.

Nostalgia Critic:
[When Bastian doesn't respond] Right? RIGHT?

Bastian:
[after long pause] Sure.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh my God, this kid is a dick. Is that really what you want to say to your rescuer? If someone saved you from a burning fire, would you be like... "Thank you so much... Just as a heads-up, if you were in this same situation, burning alive in a tall building, I would probably get pizza. Nothing personal, I just can't stand your guts."