The Nostalgia Critic2007

Bastian:
I wish for... a spray can!

Nostalgia Critic:
[stammers] A F***ING SPRAY CAN? That's the best you can come up with? Where is the imagination in this kid? I thought he was, like, the last great dreamer or something and all he can think of is a f***ing spray can? The fantasies in Sidekicks were more impressive than this! In fact, he should just wish for Chuck Norris. [the famous "A-Chuck A-Noriiiiiiiissssss plays] Yeah, they could turn everybody into Ninjas, having a rocking battle, everything would be awesome. It'd be the coolest adventure ever. But no, we get spray cans. Honest to God, spray cans. I have no remorse for this little idiot if something bad happens to him.